AIR TRAVEL

OOH! NOW I GET THE KINKY PAT DOWN AT THE AIRPORT ALONG WITH BILL. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. I DID NOT JUST OPEN THE DOOR AND FALL OUT AS SOME MIGHT HAVE YOU BELIEVE. I WAS STANDING IN THE HOLE IN THE BACK OF THE QUEST THAT THE SEAT FOLDS DOWN INTO, TRYING TO FOLD THE SEAT DOWN. WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS NOT MOVING, I WENT TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR AND CAUGHT MY SHOE ON THE EDGE OF THE HOLE, LOST MY BALANCE AND PLOPPED OUT ONTO THE ASS-FAULT, CATCHING MYSELF WITH MY HANDS, AND THAT SAVED MY BUTTOCKS FROM TERRIBLE INJURY. HOWEVER, I MUST SAY I THINK THE FALL WOULD HAVE BEEN NOT SO BAD IF I HAD LET MY AMPLE BEHIND TAKE THE BRUNT OF THE FALL.